The Irony is that I’m Complaining About People Complaining
Okay, I wasn’t going to acknowledge the superbowl at all, but then I heard that the halftime show sucked, and was filled with glee and had to read about it. I just have to say, Thank You Super Bowl. Thank you for provoking so many statements of pure rage from so many drooling fans. They are as angry as they are riddled with basic usage errors and misspellings.
Like seriously, I can understand being upset over something that one personally finds important—ultimately we die, so anything we do or enjoy is as equally pointless as the goddamn footamaball, from reading high literature to wanking. But what I’ve read is SCATHING. Paint-peeling. People are so mad! It’s ridiculous!
Cry harder America. Maybe someday you’ll have something real to complain about :)
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