January 2012
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Jan 27th
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“I visited a tomb today as the adventurer Cadem Renownletter to see how well the...”
– Tarn Adams. A status update for Dwarf Fortress development, and the best thing I’ve ever read
Jan 25th
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Arcs of Detachment, by Nancy Carol Moody
Arcs of Detachment The father wanders off in the night. There are theories, just as cows ease their heaviness through pastures, invisible only to stars. Downwind of the gate: handprints in quicksand,  a slide rule missing its case. Boomerangs shear the color from clouds. Carnival sweets turn the children’s mouths blue. Deterrence would have been good advice, elasticity a potion...
Jan 21st
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Before the Law →
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 8th
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2011 COMPLETE. COMMENCE OPERATION COUNTDOWN TO FAKE APOCALYPSE. I never get tired of bringing this up, much like everyone else.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
3 posts
Dec 28th
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Dec 10th
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“Suddenly, I’ve lost interest in porn and gained it in wiping up jism”
– Trudy Cooper
Dec 3rd
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November 2011
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“I am an advertisement for a version of myself”
– David Byrne
Nov 17th
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October 2011
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Oct 24th
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Oct 22nd
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September 2011
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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August 2011
5 posts
Aug 25th
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Instead of doing homework, I brought my unread email messages down to the triple digits. I saw old messages from Obama’s campaign about the oil spill, and realized that when I am an old and lonely man I will probably do something very similar, maybe on facebook, more likely on something else, and watch all the years of my life scroll on by.
Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 21st
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Aug 12th
April 2011
4 posts
“If love is forever, then it doesn’t matter what you pay per hour.”
– Trudy Cooper
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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March 2011
8 posts
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 15th
be good + get goods: help japan! →
mis0happy: stbnsdbn: STUBBORN SIDEBURN is giving out free posters in exchange for your Red Cross donation to Japan Earthquake fund. E-mail your proof of donation to studio@stubbornsideburn.com and you get any of the item here free. The donation amount should be equal value of the item of your choice. Please don’t forget to write your item selection. Even just spread out the word would...
Mar 13th
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Mar 9th
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Buying the Painted Turtle
Two boys, not quite men, pretended to let it go only to catch it again and again. And the turtle, equally determined, each time gave its heart to escape them. We were near the base of the old dam where the river became a translucent, hissing wall, fixed in falling, where, by the size of it, the turtle had long trusted its defense, the streaming algae, green, black, red—the garden of its...
Mar 3rd
February 2011
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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The Irony is that I'm Complaining About People...
Okay, I wasn’t going to acknowledge the superbowl at all, but then I heard that the halftime show sucked, and was filled with glee and had to read about it. I just have to say, Thank You Super Bowl. Thank you for provoking so many statements of pure rage from so many drooling fans. They are as angry as they are riddled with basic usage errors and misspellings. Like seriously, I can...
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 5th